Friday, April 15, 2011

The Great Pen Mystery

There was a big blue stain on the floor in the family room, and another one on the carpet in the lounge. There were the remains of a pen nearby. The question was, Who Done It?.
The most likely suspects were rounded up and put on an identity parade. Tiffany had to turn her face so she would not laugh, but Hannah had no defence to the blue feet and blue mouth.
She finally admitted her guilt, claiming it was the Genie at the bottom of a Jim Beam Bottle that made her do what she didn't want to do.
Fortunately the ink was water based and washed out easily. Hannah however got a not so gentle dunking in the laundry trough and a rub down with a rough towel.

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