Injections

My first trip in a car, so they took me to a Vet. Some total stranger sticks sharp things in me, pokes me in all sorts of places, forces things down my throat, then thinks that giving me a bit of liver will make up for everything. Well I fixed him, I savaged his stethoscope.
I now have inoculation against all sorts of diseases and a microchip so that I can be easily returned home if I get lost.
Only a few days to go before I move out from my parents into my own place. My new servants came to see me yesterday so I had to spend time showing them around and teaching them how to play. Its so hard breaking in new staff.

Hello

Hi
I am Tiffany, a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever, aka a Toller, born on 7th March which makes me a Pisces. (Although how lumps of rock and balls of gas spinning round a nuclear explosion millions of kilometers away would know anything is beyond me.)
At the moment I am still living with mum, but I will be moving out to my own place as soon as I am old enough, about two weeks time.
My job is to eat, sleep and annoy as many people as possible while I am still cute enough to get away with it.
I am being groomed for a life of luxury; food constantly available, lavish affection from all around, travel when ever I want, all my whims catered to, and all I have to do is look pretty and bark at the postman once in a while.

I will keep this blog updated as a record of the events in my life

Tiffany